Pseudo Code Insult

A recent tradition in our inter-office messenger chat has been to talk in pseudo-code, usually just because it makes a statement a lot more funnier. Yes it’s a little (ok, a lot) geeky.

Today I received this message:

if( time() == $dave->getBirthday() ) {
	$dave->setAge( $dave->getAge() + 1 );

 	if( $dave->getAge() > $michael->getAge() ) {
		michael->laugh();
		die($laughing);
	}
}

I think someone’s trying to say I’m old.